Well, I learned something today. Apparently my son already knows about the birds and the bees. And I’ve just been schooled on exactly how I ended up with my children.

Virgil: Mom, did you know that we are your presents?

Me: Yes, I did! You are a gift from God!

Virgil: Yes! God wrapped us up in pretty boxes and He put ribbons on them. And then he gave the boxes to Jesus and Jesus got in his car and brought us to you!

Me: You know son, you’re absolutely right!

Lesson: learned. Whew. I’m glad that talk is out of the way…