Sometimes, a doctor’s gotta go too…

Virgil: (Wearing his stethoscope) Mommy, I’m a doctor!

Me: You are?

Virgil: Yes, it’s time for your check up!

Me: Okay!

Virgil: You are doing great! (a few seconds later…) I need to tinkle!!! The doctor needs to tinkle!!!

Me: Okay, buddy.

Virgil: Can you say, “Okay, Dr. Virgil?”

Me: Yes, Dr. Virgil. I’ve never had to help my doctor go pee before, but I suppose there really is a first time for everything.