Watching TV with your kids is a learning opportunity. No, not for them. For you.

Virgil: Mommy, look at that rocketship!

Me: That’s not a rocketship, thats a zeppelin.

Virgil: No, that’s a rocketship.

Me: It’s called a zeppelin. It looks like a rocketship, doesn’t it?

Virgil: No, that’s a rocketship. I know about rocketships… and puppets.

Touché son, touché.